Please click here for background music while you read this. The song has a double meaning... When I saw the new double down sandwich commercial from KFC I remember thinking that this could be the greatest innovation to man kind since the internet.

Two chicken fillets with bacon and two slices of Monterey cheese and the colonel's special sauce...I had to try this bad boy myself.

Tonight...was the night:

Pre-Game:

I didn't know whether I wanted to just stare and admire it's greatness or to eat it. Of course...I decided to take a taste of heaven...

Game Time:

Oh my god...my taste buds were rockin! There was a party in my mouth and I hope every one could come. The chicken crisp yet moist...the bacon coating each bite...the cheese the icing on this masterpiece. The sauce was heavenly...if Jesus perspired, his sweat would be this sauce.

Post Game:

About 20 minutes after my face began to sweat. It was like I wiped my face with the inside of a ruffle bag. It ran through my colon like a bowling ball.

About an hour later my male ovaries began to throb. It's times like this that I'm grateful that I can't wipe my own @$$.

Will I ever have one again?...some day. 8/10

Until next time...